I’m an executive at AIG! FLML.
I’m the only Mac user in my group of friends as every one else uses Windows. Everytime their laptop crashes, I secretly laugh. FLML!
I didn’t get raped on the way home tonight! FLML
My post was alot better than the ones that actually made it onto tumblr. FLML, even if tumblr doesnt.
I’ve never read or seen Twilight. FLML.
I’m eating a box of Milk Duds. FLML
My roommate isn’t sleeping in our room tonight. FLML.
I just spent the weekend 5000 miles from home watching my favorite band play 6 hours of music. FLML
I suggested to this girl I hate that it would be cute if she shaved her head bald.She’s buying clippers right now. FLML!
I wished for pudding at 11:11, and when i opened the fridge, there was pudding. FLML
I just baked cookies for the first time ever, while a little tipsy, and they are fucking delicious. FLML
I am an Asian FLML
Today I bought a leopard print straightener. FLML
i ate six peaches today, and threw the pits at a stranger. FLML.
People trust me with their secrets! FLML